Last day of school:

• Everyone else: I'm gonna miss everyone so much!
• Me: Fuck you all, I'm out bitches!

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Drake: You calling me a liar?!
Josh: I ain’t calling you a truther!
Josh: You want a mouth full of fist?!
Drake: You want a butt full of foot?!
Josh: I hope you go bald!
Drake: I hope they cancel Oprah!
Josh: *GASP* You take that back!

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